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THIS IS SERIOUS STUFF, PROBABLY IMPORTANT. THERE ARE MYSTERIOUS SECTIONS ABOUT DISCLAIMERS, THINGS YOU CAN’T DO, AND SCARY WORDS LIKE “ARBITRATION” AND “LIABILITY.” LEGAL GOBBLEDYGOOK THAT PROBABLY AFFECTS YOU, BUT WHO’S GOT TIME TO READ ALL THAT?

This is a Super Official Agreement.

By using the services of the Half Right Hockey League (HRHL), you are agreeing to… well, we’re not sure what, but it involves a lot of typing. We might control your fantasy hockey destiny, and we might not. Definitely don’t impersonate NHL players (even though we know you want to). Also, if you break stuff on the site, your team’s mascot might file a very sternly worded complaint (or not). Seriously, just be cool, okay?

Beware of the Curse of Section 7, where mysterious things happen to “User Content.” We’re not sure what that means, but you should definitely think twice before uploading anything too embarrassing.

Legal Wizards and Their Magic Spells

Somewhere in here are powerful legal incantations involving “Dispute Resolutions” (which might involve dueling with hockey sticks, who’s to say?). Also, you’ve been warned: this agreement mentions something about class-action waivers. If you ever figure out what those are, you should probably tell us.

Oh, and by the way, we don’t own the NHL logos, but they’re just too cool not to reference every now and then. Please, mighty NHL overlords, don’t strike us down.

Arbitration (Probably Not a Wizard Duel)

This one’s tricky. If things go south and there’s a disagreement, you might have to argue with us in front of an arbitrator (sounds way fancier than it probably is). There’s no judge, no jury, and apparently not much of a chance for discovery, whatever that means. But who needs courts when you’ve got arbitration? Right?

In short: don’t do anything that would make your mom—or Gary Bettman—disappointed.

Prohibited Shenanigans

No pretending to be a Zamboni driver, no scraping data like you’re shoveling snow off the ice, and definitely no launching any virtual slapshots at our servers. Also, if you try to reverse engineer our website, your fantasy team will be cursed

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